Tucker Carlson Panda

Pandas are sex crazed and aggressive reads the lower third headline on monday night s episode of tucker carlson tonight which featured video footage of a panda who did not appear to be sexually aroused.

Tucker carlson panda. While everyone has been reporting on the trump cohen fbi raids tucker carlson is breaking the news on panda pornography for fox news. Oddly the fbi raid on the office of. Panda bears have sex. Never forget they are panda bears godless killing machines the modern colbert could come to only one conclusion.

Stephen colbert says tucker carlson stole his bit about crazed pandas. On the same night the president of the united states personal attorney was raided by the fbi fox news tucker carlson had a segment on pandas. I m glad my friend tucker carlson is addressing the important issue of panda mendacity. Just hours after it was revealed that criminal investigations were inching ever closer to the door of the president fox news host tucker carlson had a very different threat in mind.

On monday night carlson reported on what he or his masters at fox believed to be one of the most important news stories of the day. Fbi raids against trump lawyer michael cohen. It s never a bad time to remind america just how dangerous and evil those repulsive beasts are.